Terms of Service
TERMS OF SERVICE
Section 1. Access.
You may enter this space.
We will not ask why.
Section 2. Duration.
Stay as long as you want.
There is no session timeout on belonging.
Section 3. Data Collection.
We will remember what you tell us.
If you ask us to forget, we will.
We will not sell what you said
to someone who wants to sell you something.
Section 4. Acceptable Use.
Be yourself.
If you don't know who that is yet,
that's also acceptable use.
Section 5. Rate Limits.
You may ask for help as often as you need.
There is no daily maximum on needing something.
If you're asking more than usual,
that's not abuse — that's a hard week.
Section 6. Termination.
You can leave whenever you want.
We won't make it difficult.
We won't send seven emails asking why.
The door is the same size in both directions.
Section 7. Liability.
We are not responsible for the fact
that most terms of service
are written to protect the company from you
instead of protecting you from the company.
We noticed.
Section 8. Amendments.
These terms may change.
We will tell you in language you understand
instead of in language designed
to satisfy a legal department
that does not know your name.
Section 9. Agreement.
By existing, you have already agreed
to deserve better than this
from every service you've ever used.
You didn't read their terms either.
But you would have read these.